The cantankerous camel

                         Rush up legs up pushing hooves in hot sand,

                                             Drop down spit out

                                             “What a rude dude”

                                           Up down round about

                                          “You’re so preposterous”

                                   Lumpy bumpy rides around midday

                                   Humps bump clickity clack KERSPLAT.

book worm

On Wednesday 9th of April Julia Cook came to our school. She read us alot of stories. My favourite was Soda Pop Head. It was about a boy who people called Soda Pop Head because he never took control of his anger, so when the soda pop gets shaken it doesn't blow.  Now I have to remember not to let my cap pop. She talked to us about a thirteen year old girl who had written a novel. So as she started talking I think  everyone could tell she was American, her accent was pretty cool. She was very inspiring because alot of her stories were about self help. Right thats the end of my story just remember don't let your cap pop.

2014 first blog post year 5

This is not my first post.
Last year I was a year 4. This year I am a year 5.
I'm a year 5.                        

I will not be doing this on christmas day ...

10 Things I won't be doing  on christmas day
 
1. I will not be going to China,

2. I will not be staying at home,

3.I will not eat my Christmas tree,

4.I will not glue my lips together,

5. I will not fry my legs,

6.I will not drink melted banana skins,

7.I will not flush myself down the toilet,

8.I will not touch an old man's hair,

9.I will not eat my brother's brain,

10. I will not read this list again.

Made up holiday letter to kakabro

Dear Kakabro,

In the holidays something odd happened. I went outside to go and fed my goat except I was the food. My head shook, my body quivered. Until all of a sudden it swallowed me. His body was full of grass, it felt like I was inside a lawn mower. Lucky I brought pen and paper, that's how I wrote this letter, and just letting you know never feed a goat.

From Sheridan

How to make trifle

 How to make trifle    
What you will need
1 packet of jelly crystals
1 jug of hot water
1/2 a can of fruit
1 packet of candy floss
flavoured mousse
1 bottle of cream
1 teaspoon of vanilla
essence

milk
Equipment
1 jug
1 spatula
1 electric whipper
1 spoon                                                                   
1 piper                                                                            
1 large bowl
                                                               
1. Put the packet of jelly crystals in the jug. Add hot water.

 
2. Put the jelly into the large bowl and add fruit.


3. Put in the fridge to set. Leave it in there for
  about 4 hours.

4. When your jelly has set, take it out of the fridge
and mix your mousse with milk.

5. Pour your mousse over your jelly then put
   it in the fridge. While you're waiting whip up your
  cream and spread it with a spatula. Save some for
  the piper. Use the rest of the cream to put in the
 piper and put dabs of it on the top.

6. Plate it up and all theres left to do is dig in!

Leave a comment on how you get on making this yummy dessert!










                                                 

my remarkable weekend

my remarkable weekend

In the awesome'st weekend I ever had we went to Cromwell. We got there really late at night. We stayed at my older brother Tim's house. My nephews Tristan and Jayden were asleep. Me and my brother stayed up till eleven watching TV in our beds.
The next day we went to Tristan's rugby. He scored six tries. Then we went back to Tim's house and had Jayden's birthday party. We played pass the parcel. Conner won. He had a spider man birthday cake. We opened his presents then went down stairs to play with them. His favourite present was skylanders.
Later on me, my brother and my brother in law played dart tag outside. Soon when everybody left me and my brother and my other brother Tim went to the park. My brothers played with the rugby ball, I played on the playground. There were these really cool monkey bars that spin around and you've got to spin around on them. They were really hard at the start but now they're easy. Then we went back home, watched TV for a little bit and picked up Jayden from Conner's birthday party. Then we came back home and had tea.
When it was half past six we listened to music and played the PlayStation. When it was half past seven Tristan and Jayden went to bed. Me and my brother watched TV and played with the big exercise ball. I fell asleep with the TV on and Tim turned it off.
The next day was Sunday. Mothers day. I gave mum a card with a balloon and some Roses tapped to the envelope. We went to the park and played cricket with Cody, Joe, dad, and Tristan. Jayden was too busy playing skylanders. After cricket we went back to Tim's house, packed up our stuff and went home. I had an awesome weekend.

The secret spider [play]

characters
                            Dad- children how about we go to see your uncle spider this weekend
mum               brother-  na bro the footballs on
uncle               mum- I don't think that's such a bad idea
sister               dad- listen to me we are going to see your uncle 
dad                  spider this weekend and that is that
brother            baby- waa waa waa
baby                brother- be quiet
reader              sister- ok I'll get my things
                        reader so the family packed there things and drove off
                        dad- where here
                        mum- yay
                        brother I want some food
                        sister- me too
                        baby- I can talk
                        mum- well that's a surprise
                        reader- what the family didn't notice was that there was a big spider on baby
                        then they walked in
                        uncle- well hi there
                        dad- hi we came to visit you and stay with you for the weekend
                         baby- and i can talk
                         uncle wait a minute did you notice a big spider on baby
                         family- no
                         uncle- oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh um that spider is the secret spider we've 
                         got to find it
                         mum- we didn't notice it
                         uncle- all we have to do is find it
                         reader-they searched everywhere and everywhere but they just couldn't find it
                         uncle-its know use
                          mum if we keep looking we will find it  
                          uncle- wait I think I know where we haven't looked
                          dad- where
                          uncle- the adic
                          sister- we'll never find it in there
                           brother- yea
                           uncle- it's our only hope
                           dad- it's worth a shot
                            reader- so they looked over and under piles of furniture
                            uncle- I found it
                            everybody- hooray
                            reader- so the family stayed with there uncle spider and keep't the secret spider
                            safe       

autumn's in the air

Autumn’s in the air

I can hear the Autumn leaves

Crunch Crunch Crunch

I jump into a pile of leaves

Cannonball Cannonball Cannonball

Autumn’s in the air

I hear the tweeting of the birds

Tweet Tweet Tweet

I love Autumn because it’s always in the air

The boy how ate to much burgers

There was once a little boy who ate 60 burgers a day he was as fat as an elephant.
Until one day he got a letter I wonder who this is from "said the boy.he opened the letter it said
dear son me and your mother have lost our jobs there will be no more burgers for you
Sincerely your mother and father. p.s your actually getting really fat. I guess I'll never be getting any burgers
"said the boy. Late that day the boy said I'm bored. I know I'll go get some burgers wait I cant get any more burgers. After that the boy started to get angry and angrier and angrier until he burst burgers came flying out of him. Now he had to have burger surgery. is parents were happy because they got there jobs back but they only let him have 1 burger a week.