CARLY'S SILLY LIST

 1. farted so hard i tripped over
 2. ate my most loved teddy
 3. ate my baby cousin
 4. smelt a hobos butt
 5. cleaned my self with my tongue
 6. drank some 100,000 year old ketchup
 7. licked an old mans face
 8. ran around the town barking like a dog
 9. drank out of the toilet
 10. crawled up the wall
 11. rode a TV
 12. got a Itch on my butt so rubbed it on a large cheese grater
 13. ate my cats food
 14. ate a smelly Jim sock
 15. got buried alive by the funeral company
 16. joined the army
 17. sold my heart on the Internet
 18. lick my dog
 19 swam in a pool of piranha's
 20. asked if i could live with a stranger
 21. sold my parents in a garage sale
 22. lived in a pig stiy with two pigs as parents