Ruma Kakapo

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Silly list of silly things we sillily did in the silly holidays.

1. ran around the house while getting chased by a dog with rabies

2. fell into the tumble dryer

3. drank some 100 year old milk

4. got my head stuck in a vase (this actually happened)

5. ate my cat

6. crawled on the lawn while eating a telephone

7. ate too much sugary food and started bouncing off the walls and running around like a phycho kid

8. had a itch on my back and scratched it on a large cheese grater

9. ate my dog

10. ate dog roll

11. ate cat food

12. fell into a quicksand pit

13. lay down in a coffin with a bunch of aggressive snakes

14. got buried alive

15. let a phycho killer into the house

16. kept a rattlesnake as a pet

17. sold my kidneys on the Internet

18. ate a tube of super glue

19. poke a stick at a grizzly bear

20. swam in a pool filled with piranhas

21. got my toast out with a fork

22. did my own electrical work for the house

23. put myself in a stray jacket

24. never took my pills to make sure I stay normal and not go crazy

25. dressed up as a moose on hunting season

26. disturbed a beehive for no good reason

27. walked across a train track while it was coming

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silly!!!!!

in the silly holidays

! got a paper cut went to the doctor he said you cut paper paper doesn't cut you.

! did a high five and my hand came off.

! was about to eat a pineapple it slipped out of my hand and got stunk on my head.

! sat on a chair and squashed an apple and fell over.

Silly list of silly thing we did in the silly holiday

run around the house while being chased by a dog with rabies
farted so hard I went to the moon
ate my cousin ate a smelly sock
ate my mum
ate a book
ate my friend Sophie=(

my silly list of things I did in the holidays

ate my cousin
ate some paint
ate a castle
ate the orange queen
ate a dogs biscuits

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CARLY'S SILLY LIST

1. farted so hard i tripped over
2. ate my most loved teddy
3. ate my baby cousin
4. smelt a hobos butt
5. cleaned my self with my tongue
6. drank some 100,000 year old ketchup
7. licked an old mans face
8. ran around the town barking like a dog
9. drank out of the toilet
10. crawled up the wall
11. rode a TV
12. got a Itch on my butt so rubbed it on a large cheese grater
13. ate my cats food
14. ate a smelly Jim sock
15. got buried alive by the funeral company
16. joined the army
17. sold my heart on the Internet
18. lick my dog
19 swam in a pool of piranha's
20. asked if i could live with a stranger
21. sold my parents in a garage sale
22. lived in a pig stiy with two pigs as parents

The secret spider [play]

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                            Dad- children how about we go to see your uncle spider this weekend
mum               brother- na bro the footballs on
uncle               mum- I don't think that's such a bad idea
sister               dad- listen to me we are going to see your uncle
dad                  spider this weekend and that is that
brother            baby- waa waa waa
baby                brother- be quiet
reader              sister- ok I'll get my things
                        reader so the family packed there things and drove off
                        dad- where here
                        mum- yay
                        brother I want some food
                        sister- me too
                        baby- I can talk
                        mum- well that's a surprise
                        reader- what the family didn't notice was that there was a big spider on baby
                        then they walked in
                        uncle- well hi there
                        dad- hi we came to visit you and stay with you for the weekend
                         baby- and i can talk
                         uncle wait a minute did you notice a big spider on baby
                         family- no
                         uncle- oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh um that spider is the secret spider we've
                         got to find it
                         mum- we didn't notice it
                         uncle- all we have to do is find it
                         reader-they searched everywhere and everywhere but they just couldn't find it
                         uncle-its know use
                          mum if we keep looking we will find it
                          uncle- wait I think I know where we haven't looked
                          dad- where
                          uncle- the adic
                          sister- we'll never find it in there
                           brother- yea
                           uncle- it's our only hope
                           dad- it's worth a shot
                            reader- so they looked over and under piles of furniture
                            uncle- I found it
                            everybody- hooray
                            reader- so the family stayed with there uncle spider and keep't the secret spider
                            safe